AND TONY DOESN’T BLUSH WHEN OTHER PEOPLE COMMENT ABOUT HOW “HOT” HE IS OR WHATEVER (HE’S BEEN IN THE SPOTLIGHT ALL HIS LIFE IT DOESN’T PHASE HIM IN THE SLIGHTEST)
BUT STEVE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HOW HANDSOME TONY IS AND HOW CUTE HIS SMILE IS AND HOW MUCH HE LOVES TONY’S LAUGH AND JUST ALL OF THESE LITTLE THINGS THAT NO ONE’S EVER TOLD HIM BEFORE AND TONY HONESTLY DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO REACT BECAUSE STEVE’S JUST SO GODDAMN EARNEST AND NOW THAT HE’S MADE TONY BLUSH TONY JUST CAN’T STOP
AND THEN THE AVENGERS BE LIL BITCHES AND TEASE HIM ABOUT IT THE DAY AFTER. THEN STEVE ENTERS THE KITCHEN AND CUE AWKWARD SILENCE BECAUSE STEVE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD THE MEAD AND HE DRANK A LOT, THEY DONT KNOW IF ASGARD ALCHOL COMES WITH A HANGOVER AND MEMORY LOSS PLUS THOR’S STILL SLEEPING SO THEY CAN’T ASK. SO STEVE SAYS GOOD MORNING THEN LEANS INTO TONY’S PERSONAL SPACE AND SAYS “YOUR BLUSHY FACE IS INSANELY CUTE YOU SHOULD DO IT MORE OFTEN”
AND THEN STEVE STARTS LEAVING HIM LITTLE NOTES IN RANDOM PLACES
HE FINDS A NOTE TUCKED INTO HIS BRIEFCASE DURING A BOARD MEETING AND AFTER READING IT, HIS FACE GETS SO RED THAT THEY ALL NOTICE AND PEPPER JUST GETS REALLY MAD BECAUSE SHE THINKS HE’S SEXTING OR DOING SOMETHING ELSE REALLY INAPPROPRIATE OR WHATEVER SO AFTER THE MEETING SHE CORNERS HIM AND TAKES THE NOTE OUT OF HIS HANDS AND ALL IT SAYS IS: your eyes are really pretty
PEPPER’S LIKE “dude what the fuck” AND TONY EXPLAINS AS THE WALK TO THE ELEVATOR. HE IS UNAWARE THAT THE ELEVATOR IS GOING TO THE COMMON FLOOR AS HE POURS HIS HEART OUT TO PEPPER ABOUT HIS CRUSH ON STEVE. STEVE IS CURSING AT THOR WHO FUCKING BLUE SHELLED HIM WHEN HE HEARS A ‘ding!’ AND SEES PEPPER SHOVE TONY OUT AND SAYS TO HIM ’ TONY THINKS YOUR EYES ARE PRETTY TOO” WITH AN EVIL GRIN AND TONY JUST SQUEAKS
STEVE WALKS UP TO HIM AND ASKS “YOU REALLY THINK MY EYES ARE PRETTY?” AND AS THE ELEVATOR DOORS CLOSE, PEPPER CALLS OUT: “HE THINKS ALL OF YOU IS PRETTY” AND TONY’S FACE GETS EVEN REDDER“WELL YOU HAVEN’T SEENALL OF ME… YET” SAYS STEVE WINKING AT TONY WHO LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO FAINT. THORS JUST DYING FROM LAUGHTER IN THE BACKGROUND
STEVE MAKES SURE TO SWAY HIS HIPS AS HE WALKS AWAY AND TONY’S JUST MAKING THESE PAINED NOISES AND THOR FRANTICALLY TEXTS THE REST OF THE TEAM AND NATASHA’S IMPRESSED THAT STEVE WAS ABLE TO MAKE A SUGGESTIVE COMMENT LIKE THAT (EVEN IF IT IS KIND OF LAME) SO SHE SHOOTS TWO TEXTS: ONE TO STEVE THAT SAYS “PROUD OF YOU! :)” AND ONE TO TONY THAT SAYS “WTF ARE YOU DOING GO AFTER HIM YOU DUMBASS”
so this happened
“I can’t get drunk,” Steve reminds everyone ruefully when Thor comes back from Asgard with a barrel full of mead and a grin big enough to hold it all.
bilbo’s facial expressions went from ‘bitch, watch your step’ to ‘worried husband’.
I just wish that in the end Thorin had asked Bilbo to his bedside for different reasons.
i know ur referring to sexual relations but imagine like bilbos there with him and he doesnt know what happened to fili and kili and so hes like “bilbo please…
i def think about bagginshield too much
i am not sorry at all
a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into
Jenna B. Lacey, age eleven, knew exactly what she was going to do with her life.
Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.
Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?
You know what’s great about Minecraft?
You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.
You know what’s great about legos?
Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.
Do you ever just get really angry
This pleases me greatly.
NO DO U UNDERSTAND HOW FRUSTRATING GETTING THIS SCRIPT WOULD BE FOR AN ACTOR?
YOU ARE AMUSED
BUT YOU CAN’T ACTUALLY SHOW BEING AMUSED
LITERALY ONLY MADS COULD PULL THIS SHIT OFF IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY
When people say that Mads Mikkelsen’s performance wasn’t difficult because all he had to do was just be cold and not show any emotions.
Me on my period: sings Bleeding Out by Imagine Dragons for entire week
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
Moving out of the apartment
This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.
This will be me when I move out :(
when people in front of me walk slow
cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman