had me a blast
dick in my ass
games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points
if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song
so i met this girl in the train station i approach her, im using every line in the book she goes “im taken” im like oh word where you taken (taking) me? dinner a movie or both ?
shes like that was cute, gave me the number, we talking for a few…
everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW
Okay. But let’s talk about Thor for a second. Thor does not get enough love and (Loki forgive me) he is honestly one of the best fucking characters Marvel has. And it’s shown so simply and so beautifully right here. He is so fucking chill about everything. Obviously, he doesn’t live in space, he lives in Asgard. But he knows everyone thinks he’s kinda like an alien, and he just goes along with it because why not? These humans are funny in their lack of understanding, but it’s an endearing kind of funny. Just like in the first movie, where Darcy tells him to smile so she can take a picture of him and he has no fucking clue what she’s doing or what a phone is and it could kill him for all he knows but he just fucking smiles and keeps eating his delicious pancakes because he’s just so chill like that. And if you look at his face in the first gif, it’s very serious and concentrated but the moment Darcy starts talking to him he loosens up and is like “Muscles? Ah, yes I suppose I am quite muscular. Oh, she’s inquiring about Asgard. But she called it space. She seems confused as to my origins, but it’s not of import. I like space, that’s a good name. I shall call it space too.”
And that little head nod he does back to her in the last gif. I’m dead. Deceased. Murdered from Thor cuteness.
He’s just.. ugh, Thor doesn’t get enough appreciation. There are so many little things he does that go ignored but no more. His complete adorableness will be appreciated.
I DIDN’T NOTICE THE LITTLE NOD BACK /SCREEEEEEEEE
Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston
Seven children and seven Horcruxes
The seven characters each having one of the seven Horcruxes. Draco with the ring, Ron with the locket, Hermione with the cup, Harry himself, Neville and Nagini, Ginny and the diary and Luna with the diadem.
THIS IS BLOODY BRILLIANT
you could put every character i like in a room and yell “hey asshole” and probably 99% of them would look up
and at least 50% of them would respond with a smartass remark
more like 99%
That’s good service.
The fuck kinds of requests are these?
The best ones.
like there’s a crowd of first and second years clumped up in a hallway and mcgonagall walks over and sees sirius black standing in the middle of all of it and is like ‘ugh what is he up to, what is he doing to these poor kids’
but then she gets closer and hears him talking and realizes he’s giving them directions on how to get to their classes and advice on their first days because it’s his seventh year and he knows how they feel
and she just smiles